Well, time to wander back to the "barbecue" to see if the chops have so much as browned, given that only half the heat beads are lit. And yes, it is already 7:30 and we have hungry kids.
Edit (7:45pm): No, they had not so much as browned. I absolutely hate cooking barbecue food on anything other than a barbecue. But I was wrong about the number of lit heat beads - it's more like half. So, sausages on the health grill, steak in the frypan and lamb warning slightly over a few dodgy heat beads.
