Theresa has pointed out that they can't be gay. Not only do they lack a sexual interest in each other (or any Muppets for that matter), but they are obsessed with birds. Particularly Bert. He appears to be in love with his pigeon. And he has a foot fetish too: he plays matching games with Bernice's socks (yes, he has named his pigeon and bought her socks). Ernie, meanwhile, is getting down and dirty (or clean) in the bathtub with his rubber ducky. Rumour has it that he's looking for a larger, inflatable version...
Bert and Ernie: beauty of the beasts
Theresa has pointed out that they can't be gay. Not only do they lack a sexual interest in each other (or any Muppets for that matter), but they are obsessed with birds. Particularly Bert. He appears to be in love with his pigeon. And he has a foot fetish too: he plays matching games with Bernice's socks (yes, he has named his pigeon and bought her socks). Ernie, meanwhile, is getting down and dirty (or clean) in the bathtub with his rubber ducky. Rumour has it that he's looking for a larger, inflatable version...
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Together at last...
Everything you need to grow – or shrink – your bush: Seen on our drive around Sunbury on Monday.
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Other gender – please specify
Seen on a survey: Too many surveys assume male/female only. Love it. :-)
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Opera Face Gestures
Not that I've seen many, but Opera Labs' announcement about Face Gestures is the best April Fool's joke I've seen this year, if only for the section…
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