Log in

No account? Create an account
Previous Entry Share Next Entry
Bert and Ernie: beauty of the beasts
It turns out there's a group of nutjobs who claim that Bert and Ernie are gay and that Children's Television Workshop are using them instill tolerance in kids (shock! horror!).

Theresa has pointed out that they can't be gay. Not only do they lack a sexual interest in each other (or any Muppets for that matter), but they are obsessed with birds. Particularly Bert. He appears to be in love with his pigeon. And he has a foot fetish too: he plays matching games with Bernice's socks (yes, he has named his pigeon and bought her socks). Ernie, meanwhile, is getting down and dirty (or clean) in the bathtub with his rubber ducky. Rumour has it that he's looking for a larger, inflatable version...

  • 1
I'm listening to Ehren Starks play piano (links below), but I should be listening to "I Like Birds" by the Eels...

Ehren Starks - piano and cello jazzy new age:
(released September  5, 2005)Lines Build Walls play hifi lofidetailslicensebuy

Dude, we need to catch up for drinks. :)

Indeed. Suggestions?

And Trayce, if you're reading this - you still owe me a Hubcap visit!


I hope the muppets aren't gay because they're my favorite ones.Those two are making laugh and feel a lot more better when I am watching them.
Cara Fletcher

What an odd thing to say. You make it sound like they wouldn't be funny if they were gay, or that you wouldn't be happy watching them. I don't see the relevance.

  • 1