My son is not very skilled in the art of masturbation (yet). He'll sometimes miss the target and pull on his scrotum or squeeze his testicles. It looks rather painful, but I haven't seen him wince, so it mustn't be as rough as it looks.
Deborah's sucked into The O.C. and reacts with glee at the various twists and turns. It's quite cute. I remember feeling the same way about made-for-teens television (eg. Dawson's Creek, Party of Five, and made-for-adults TV too, now that I think about it). Deborah is better at being open about it, though. I didn't cope well with the teenage thing, but she embraces it.
Nothing to report here. Actually, I don't think I've posted about her "ownership" thing.
"Dat's a mah Joshy!" (huge emphasis on her funny pronunciation of "my").
"Is that, a your bag, is it?"
"I did a wee on Mummy's toilet!"