Fell asleep and lost her cherry.
Now she's big and fat and scary;
Big fat pregnant Virgin Mary.
(Pick the reference.)
Parenting is primarily about being consistent and letting go, but there are also secondary tenets, such as teaching them everything you know.…
There's something drastically wrong with waking up earlier than you'd often get to sleep. Yup. Off to a great start, this week. Sigh.
I want to spend November 2011 participating in a sleep study in an isolated facility with no natural light. I'm guessing the chances of me finding…