I don't find Twitter feeds particularly easy to follow, but I did enjoy this little gem from "Fake Stephen Conroy" (@stephenconroy):
For the record, I never said people who opposed the filter were pedophiles; I simply said they enjoyed sex with children.
I might have to subscribe, if only to catch more such gems. I'll leave you with a couple more:
Listening to a scheduled, real-time podcast on my "radio"
And:
I'm not saying that I'm God for the internets, because there is only one, true God. I am more his representative; His Interpope.