In such a business, one has enemies. Enemies with massive trucks. I woke up to discover that the house was moving, getting closer to the bungalow. Soon the bungalow would be crushed as we continued moving down the yard. Once I realised what was happening, I went to the front room and discovered that a massive truck was pushing the house along.
I realised that it was odd that our concrete housed moved in one piece, as you'd expect it to crumble. It was all a bit much, so I decided to wake up for real...
