I have a few friends - I'm pretty sure I can still call them friends - who I only ever talk to because we share web hosting.
We moving to a new server soon, and in response to the notice I sent out, I find out that Eddy's daughter will soon be rolling over. Sorry, what?! Daughter? Now, I may have heard that they were pregnant, but it certainly sounds like news to me.
Maybe I need to organise more web hosting outages...