Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
One. (And 5 computers.)
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Polyps. Finally getting tested again on Monday.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Not sure. Maybe slabs of soft drink.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
No. But I believe someone made me faint briefly in school.
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Time travel is stupid and this is little better.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Um... Suggestions, people?
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
White? I'm not cool enough to wear suave pink.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Sure. But I'd only do it or free if he's cute, or for a play. A dare to kiss someone who doesn't want to be kissed: not so much.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Considering I rarely blog anyway, it's tempting.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Of course, but what magazine with that budget would want me?
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Probably not: don't know if I'd ever recover.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Well, considering I don't highly value human life, probably. But who's offering and how are they going to guarantee non-punishment? BTW, I consider punishment to be any negative consequence. I don't fancy being a social outcast with a "stay out of jail free" card.
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
That's what they say, but I haven't seen it.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
WTF? Do you understand the fundamental characteristics of showers versus baths? (Which is not to say I never sit in the shower, or that I would insist on standing if a physical disability dictated otherwise.)
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Ugh. Yet another American meme. None.
Q: Last person who texted you?
My phone's screwed. But probably Theresa.
Q: Last person who called you?
My project manager.
Q: Last person you hugged?