February 7th, 2009


Who the... "hell" is Alice?

The neighbours behind us have just treated us to a rousing rendition of "'coz for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice", complete with a chorus of kids chiming in "Alice, who the hell is Alice?"

I gotta get me that song.

And no, I haven't gone to join them in their sing-along....

EDIT: Seriously dude, if you haven't approached her in 24 years, it's never gonna happen. As Scroobius Pip said:
"Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in, week out, just 'coz you once saw a girl there that you fancied that you're never going to fucking talk to anyway."