November 19th, 2008


"I'm sure no one would mind if I go down for a moment..."

An excerpt from the play I'm in:

Me: Every day for the last five years, except on weekends, I have hidden in the bushes and watched you on your way to work and home again. My name is Lance, and I love you Ruby.

Her: How do you know my name?

Me: Why is it that after I told you all that, you question how I know your name?

I'm gonna have trouble saying that line without cracking up...