November 3rd, 2006


It's Academic: even the uncool kids can be on TV!

Do the nerds kids who go on It's Academic get cheered or beaten up when they get back to school?

For the uninitiated, It's Academic is a quiz show where three nerdy-looking kids from each of three schools, mostly private, dress in school uniform and answer questions on afternoon television. It's not quite Bible Quiz, but the fact that that's what it reminds me of should give you an idea of how different this show is from commercial television's regular fare for kids.

(This is what happens to my media diet when the office kitchen has a television on 24 hours a day.)

Nathan's cognitive difficulties - #2 (cake)

As promised, here is my little rant about the stupid phrase "have your cake and eat it too". What the fuck is the point of having cake if you can't eat it? It's not like a bottle of Grange where you can cellar it, pet it, love it, feed it, call it George and eventually re-sell it for more money. It's cake. It'll go mouldy or stale if you keep it.

Now, before you go and tell me that I've got it all wrong, I do actually know what this phrase means. But it was only a few years ago that I figured it out. And I still say it's poorly worded. It should be:

"Eat your cake and still have it afterwards."

Not as catchy perhaps, but at least it makes sense!

Maybe "have your cake and eat it too" seemed clear and unambiguous to the dyslexic or linguistically-incompetent person who coined it (or misheard it from the previous person in a game of Chinese Whispers).

Or maybe it was coined by someone living in a country where it was illegal to eat one's own cake. "Thou shalt not both posess cake and eat cake." For fear of being sent to prison, no one ate cakes, unless it was in illicit circumstances - bake-easies...

Enlighten me please.