December 12th, 2003


Thought of the day

What is the origin of the term "shit-eating grin"? Sure, some people have a fetish for feces, but I'm sure that for most people, shit eating and grinning do not go together at all...

Telephone sanitation

Someone just came around to clean all our phones. It's nice to have a clean phone. As she brushed and wiped, I couldn't help but think to myself "I wonder if she's from Golgafrincham"...