If you read the comic XKCD, you'll hopefully know to hover over the image to read the accompanying text. Today's comic carries this gem:
"Fun game: find a combination of two items that most freaks out the cashier. Winner: pregnancy test and single coat hanger."
I once walked into the tiny general store in (almost equally tiny township of) Jamieson and bought two items - a pack of tampons and an axe.
:D